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I’ve been married to a preacher for 14 years now. I’ve been by his side time and time again when, upon meeting someone new or someone we haven’t seen in a few years, he finds himself answering the question,

"How big is your church?"

You guys. It is always the second question. The first is “Where are you now?” The second, “How big?”

Go to a lectureship or college reunion, and you’ll answer this question forty times in a day.

I know some people ask innocently. I suspect they want a sense of the “type” of church. Others may ask because they don’t know what else to say.

But a lot of people ask it for one reason: to see if you’re any good.

The assumption is…

If you’re a good preacher, your church will be big (because you worked hard to grow it or because you were hired to said big church based on your super-great preaching skills).

If you’re bad, your church will be small (because no one wants to come hear you preach or because you’re a bad leader or because no one else wants to hire you).

Most preachers will be average, working at average-sized churches (because that’s how the bell curve works).

I don’t have to tell you that’s messed up. Right?

We live in a culture that measures the value of everything by its size. How many Twitter followers do you have? How many likes did you get? How many people are on your subscription list? How many employees do you have? How much money do you make? How many downloads did you sell? How many people attended your concert? How many voters checked your name?

More=Better.

Except not.

Size as a measure of value isn’t a Christian idea. It’s an anti-Christ idea. Anti “narrow road,” anti twelve apostles, anti two fish and five loves, anti baby in a manger.

God doesn’t care about size AT ALL. (Growth, yes. Girth, no.)

When, right out of the gate, we ask a preacher what size his church is we perpetuate the myth that size is important, even primarily important.

My husband has worked for every size church on the continuum and always he winces at that question. Because he knows the current size of the church doesn’t indicate a thing—not about the people in it, not about the health of the organization, and not about his skill at his job.

Bottom line, we need to train ourselves out of asking “How big?” and train ourselves into asking better, more meaningful questions.

In doing that (A) we’ll show love and respect for the real life human being we’re interrogating (the preacher). (B) We’ll be standing against the bigger is better brainwash culture daily force feeds us. And (C) in learning how to consider other people’s churches in more legitimate ways, we might learn to understand our own churches better.

As a practical step toward a better way, here are a few things you can ask a preacher that will give you a much better sense of his work:

1. What are you preaching about right now?

  • Remember: They’re preachers. They preach. And they actually like talking about preaching. Odds are, you’ve heard a sermon or two. You’re totally qualified for this conversation.

2. What’s going on at your church that excites you?

  • Even if they hate their job, every preacher can come up with something. Most preachers have a dozen things. They’ll be so excited to tell you what they’re excited about!

3. What’s on the horizon for your church?

  • Who doesn’t like dreaming about the future? And if you’re really looking for insight into a church’s identity, their dreams are sometimes the best place to look.

4. What’s your church best at?

  • While each congregation is made of many body parts, congregations themselves can be organs in the body of the world-wide church. Some churches are off the charts givers. Others are servers. Some churches teem with Bible-readers. Figure out what a church does well, and you’ll get a glimpse at what God’s doing.

5. If you had to compare your church family to a TV family which one would you pick?

  • This is just fun. Preachers like fun. They’re not universally boring. (BTW Round Rock would totally be the Bravermans).

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Good luck with the de-programing and the new conversation starters! I’ll be praying God gives all of us eyes to see as He sees. And lips to ask good questions.

“The desert and the parched land will be glad;

the wilderness will rejoice and blossom.

Like the crocus, it will burst into bloom;

it will rejoice greatly and shout for joy…
they will see the glory of the Lord,
the splendor of our God.

Isaiah 35:1-2

My daughter caught a lizard today. That’s normal. She catches one every few days.

Usually she holds on for as long as she can until it gets away. Lizards don’t so much like six-year-olds.

This lizard was different.

The only way I can think to explain it is that for some impossible to understand reason, this lizard loved her.

From the first minute she picked him up, he refused to leave her hand (Until he discovered her pocket—he loved the pocket).

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He let her give him a belly rub.

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She drew his picture and he posed, perfectly still for—I am promising you—twelve minutes (BTW He changes colors).

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She hung onto the lizard all day. It wasn’t hard, because he never, not once, tried to run away.

Late in the afternoon, leaving the Austin Nature Center I decided it was time to tell London she couldn’t keep the lizard. “The Nature Center is the perfect place to leave him,” I said. “It’s beautiful. Lots of bugs to eat.” Insert hard sell…

Her face crumpled. “Mom! The predators will eat him! He’ll crawl into the animal cages and they’ll eat him.”

[This was actually not as far fetched as it may seem; we’d just walked past ten animal cages with a lizard symbol in the prey category.]

"London," I said. "We can’t take him home."

She snapped back, “Well, I can’t leave him here.”

And then she had an idea.

"Mom," she said. "What if I give my lizard (Camille was his/her name) to the Nature Center? Like, he can live in one of the aquariums like the frogs and snakes and stuff and they can take care of him."

My heart sank.

Here’s what I knew: Official city nature parks do not accept custody and care of common lizards.

I was going to have to tell my daughter that her perfect plan (it really was an adorable plan), her last ray of hope in this super sad situation, was as likely to happen as us adopting a unicorn.

Ugh.

I tried to tell her. Really I did. But looking in her wet, aching blue eyes, I caved and said, “Let’s talk to someone at the desk.”

We walked to the visitor’s center. London put Camille on the counter (where he sat waiting patiently) and proceeded to explain to the Nature Center official that she would like to offer her lizard as a candidate for the “Small Wonders” exhibit.

She spoke with confidence even though she couldn’t help but cry (she was proposing a separation, remember).

I am not going to say whether or not I cried. Okay, I totally cried.

The Nature Center woman [who I felt so bad for as I had totally shifted all of my child’s impending disappointment onto her shoulders] listened intently. Then she looked at me, all business, and said, “Could you and your daughter wait here for a minute?”

So we waited—London, Camille and I—on a wooden bench beside the desk.

What happened next… Let me just tell you what happened next:

Through the door walked both the The Nature Center’s head animal keeper and the director of education. They asked London to tell them about Camille, and they listened to her as if she were an adult.

The animal keeper said, “It’s a lovely anole (that’s the type of lizard). And London, we’ve been looking for an anole. Right now we only have one and he’s been very lonely.”

She asked London, “Would you consider leaving your anole here for us to care for him?”

The education director said, “We promise we’ll take excellent care of him. We feed them crickets every day—even on Christmas.”

(Please understand, this was not an act put on by empathetic Nature Center employees. It was, all of it, true.)

I almost choked on my own saliva.

London LIT UP.

Maybe I’ve seen her that happy before. I’ve never seen her happier.

We walked away from The Nature Center with London talking a mile a minute—about coming back to see him, about what a good job they’d do with him. She beamed all day long.

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This is my new favorite story, and I wrote about it here simply because it had to be told.

Too, I think there’s a lesson in it. I think it’s this:

What you think CAN happen determines what WILL happen.

If it were up to me, Camille would probably be in some wounded owl’s stomach right now.

But because London saw a better option, she had the chance to make it happen.

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Last year my husband and I visited family in Alabama. They had this gorgeous garden, chickens running between our feet, hills all around their green, green patch of land. We couldn’t help but think of Eden, of man and woman working side by side to cultivate and order their place.

It moved us.

Leaving their house we vowed to be more purposeful about ordering our world.

This is our most recent herb harvest. We have rosemary, mint, basil, sage, and oregano. And we cook with all of it.

We changed a lot when we came home from Alabama. We invested more time in organizing, cleaning and simply decorating our home. We planted herbs in raised beds. We finally threw away (or gave away) all the junk in our garage. We worked (with much help from friends) to save our backyard from complete and total disorder. We make dinner more.

I can’t adequately communicate the fountain of joy, peace, beauty, and satisfaction we’ve discovered.

Jose Saramago said, “Chaos is merely order waiting to be deciphered.”

Deciphering is good, hard work. :)